Meta launches Metarte and revolutionizes the Internet: Welcome to the wonderful world of Web4!

The web never ceases to amaze! After Web3, which promised us a new era of decentralized, user-centric Internet, Meta, the company formerly known as Facebook, is once again in the news. Make way for Web4, a version of the web exactly like the one we know... but with the number 4 because, let's face it, it's got a lot going for it!

Why Web4?

The answer is simple: because it's classier! At an extravagant press conference in Los Angeles, where company executives could be seen throwing cream pies at each other (in augmented reality, of course), the CEO of Metarte (Meta's trendy new name) said, "We really wanted to push the boundaries of what the Internet can be. And then we realized that changing a number was probably the easiest way to do it."

Metarte: An unexpected merger

"Why Metarte?" you may ask. Well, it's a subtle and sophisticated fusion of the word "pie", "four" (for Web4, of course), and "meta". Pie represents the very essence of what Metarte is: something deliciously familiar, with just a touch of novelty to spice things up.

The future of the Web... or just another cream pie?

Although the announcement of Metarte and Web4 was greeted with a mixture of hilarity, confusion and admiration, it undoubtedly succeeded in attracting the world's attention. After all, who wouldn't want to surf an identical, but technically "classier" Internet?

It remains to be seen whether Metarte and its Web4 will truly revolutionize the way we use the Internet, or whether it will end up being just another cream pie thrown in the face of the technological world. Either way, one thing's for sure: next time you're browsing online, don't forget to wear an apron. You never know when a virtual pie might come flying at you!

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NB: This article is a work of humorous fiction and should be taken as such. It in no way reflects actual facts or existing projects of Meta or other companies.

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