Meta AI launches a chatbot for dogs and seahorses: An absolutely essential technological advance for the CSR divisions of major groups!

In a move that stunned the tech community (and frankly everyone else), Meta, formerly Facebook, revealed its latest collaborative project with OpenAI: a chatbot specifically for dogs and... seahorses! This is a major step forward for these creatures, who have been unfairly overlooked in the digital revolution.

Dogs finally have their say!

Imagine the frustration of our faithful four-legged companions, enviously watching their owners chat with bots, play video games and get lost in the twists and turns of virtual reality. With this new chatbot, our canine friends can finally express themselves, even if they're still a little confused about the point of doing so.

Each ouaf is carefully analyzed and translated for constructive interaction. No more guesswork about what our dogs really want! Even though, according to initial analyses, 97% of "ouafs" are simply translated as "I'm hungry" or "Please play with me".

Seahorses swim in the digital world

But Meta didn't stop there! In a move totally uninfluenced by a silly dare on a drunken night out, they decided to include seahorses in the mix. For those wondering, no, this isn't the beginning of a joke. The chatbot detects the slight movements of the seahorses and translates them into messages that, let's be honest, nobody really understands.

This is a major breakthrough for these aquatic creatures, who can finally complain about the lack of variety in their diet or discuss the latest aquarium gossip.

The future of technology?

While many experts scratch their heads and ask "Why?", some believe this is the next big step in interspecies communication. 

Others, however, suggest that Meta may simply have too much time and money on his hands.

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Whatever the case may be, one thing is certain: the digital world is moving forward, leaving everyone free to express themselves as they see fit.

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And if you have a dog or a seahorse, they're probably saying "Wof Wof Wof" to each other. 

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